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Beverages
Sprecher Root Beer
$3.69
This truly old fashioned soda has the rich, creamy flavor that only comes from using pure Wisconsin honey direct from the combs.
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Sprecher Cream Soda
$3.49
Wisconsin honey and pure vanilla are carefully blended in a gas-fired kettle, creating a delicate caramelization of sugars that results in a fusion of flavor. This unique process produces a rich vanilla flavored soda with hints of honey and caramel and a long-lasting creamy head.
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Pizzas
Build-Your-Own
Custom Pizza
$9.99 - $20.99+
Our pizza dough is created from scratch the day before, resulting in a more flavorful bite. We season our sauce with fresh roasted garlic and fresh herbs.
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Specialty
Caprese
$26.99 - $28.99+
Our take on the Margarita pizza. We start with our house made garlic olive oil, add fresh basil, cheese blend, sliced fresh tomatoes and fresh mozzarella. Once out of the oven it gets a drizzle of balsamic glacé.
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Chicken Alfredo
$26.99 - $28.99+
Zesty garlic alfredo, marinated chicken, mushrooms, onions, cheese, spinach.
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Chicken Bacon Ranch
$26.99 - $28.99+
White sauce, mozzarella cheese, grilled chicken, diced tomatoes, crisp bacon, green onions, ranch.
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Chicken Tikka Masala
$26.99 - $28.99+
This pizza is delicious! The tikka masala sauce is a delicious and flavorful curry, but not spicy. We start with the crust of your choice add tikka masala sauce, chicken, cheese, green peppers, diced tomatoes, and red onions.
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Dill Pickle
$26.99 - $28.99+
Yes, it’s a dill pickle pizza! Nope, not crazy, but crazy good! We start with the amazing crust of your choice, top it with Alfredo sauce, roasted garlic, cheese, dill pickle slices and Romano cheese. Once out of the oven we sprinkle it with fresh dill.
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Fresh Veggie
$26.00 - $28.99+
Starting with marinara sauce we add onions, fresh mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, tomatoes and top with our special blend of cheeses.
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Gochujang Chicken
$26.99 - $28.99+
Starting with the crust of your choice we top it with Gochujang Korean pepper sauce, chicken, cheese, roasted red peppers, and red onions. So delicious with a mild/medium heat!
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House Classic
$26.99 - $28.99+
Home blend of cheese, homemade Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms, onions, and black olives.
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JamaicanJerk
$26.99 - $28.99+
Marley’s jerk sauce, cheese, chicken, green pepper, roasted red pepper, chunks of pineapple.
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Lotsa Meatsa
$26.99 - $28.99+
Loads of cheese, bacon, pepperoni, homemade Italian sausage, and ham.
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Mac ‘N Cheese
$26.99 - $28.99+
Cavattapi pasta with our 5 cheese sauce, lots of our house blend of cheeses and panko bread crumbs.
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Mediterranean
$26.99 - $28.99+
We use our housemade garlic olive oil as the sauce for this tasty pizza and add spinach, house blend of cheeses, black and green olives, red onions, artichoke hearts and feta cheese.
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Pesto
$26.99 - $28.99+
Fresh pesto sauce, ripe and sun-dried tomatoes, Romano and mozzarella cheese.
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Reuben
$26.99 - $28.99+
Corned beef, sauerkraut, onion, cheese (includes Baby Swiss) all on top of thousand island dressing.
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Spinach N' Choke
$26.99 - $28.99+
Alfredo sauce, spinich, artichoke hearts, marinated chicken, sun dried tomatoes, mozzarella & Romano cheese.
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Supreme
$28.99 - $30.99+
A great combination that everyone loves. We start with our great marinara sauce, and we top it with sausage, pepperoni, red onions, mushrooms, black olives and green peppers.
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Sweet ‘N Spicy Italian
$26.99 - $28.99+
Marinara sauce, roasted garlic, pepperoni, red onions, banana peppers, and cupping pepperoni. Drizzled with hot honey after baking.
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Wrangler
$26.99 - $28.99+
BBQ chicken, banana peppers, onions, mushrooms, and cheese on our BBQ red sauce.
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Starters
Paint Sticks
Cheese Paint Sticks
$9.99 - $15.99+
Pizza dough topped with garlic butter and cheese, and served with marinara sauce.
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Pepperoni Sticks
$10.99 - $16.99+
Same great Downtown Pizza Sticks finished off with pepperoni.
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Taco Taco Sticks
$11.99 - $17.99+
We start out the same as our original cheese paint sticks, but we top them with taco beef, sliced fresh jalapeños, and cheese sauce. Served with a side of taco sauce.
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Baked Pastas
Vegetable Lasagna
$16.99
Made with layers of roasted vegetables including eggplant, mushrooms, red onions, artichoke hearts, roasted red peppers, zucchini, summer squash, sweet potatoes, garlic, ricotta cheese, marinara sauce, and house blend of cheeses. Served with a half order of garlic bread.
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Mac & Cheese
$13.99
Cavatappi pasta loaded with a creamy 5 cheese sauce, ham, and bacon that’s topped with more cheese and panko breadcrumbs.
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Kids Meals
Desserts
Funnel Cake Fries
$7.00
20 pieces of crispy fried goodness dusted with powdered sugar, or not.
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Extras
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Paint River Landing Pizza
598 US Highway 141 North Crystal Falls, MI, 49920
(906) 914-0450
Sunday 3:00 PM | 8:00 PM